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  Before the Bell
 
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  At the Bell
 
 
President Rick’s reminder:  Welcome to the Rotary Club of Sebastopol, where the nicest, most caring folks in town meet weekly to foster fellowship, while thinking and acting both locally and globally in an attempt to make our community and world better places to live.
 
The flag salute was led by Michael McGolthlin, a visiting Rotarian from the Sebastopol Sunrise club.
 
Keller McDonald followed by leading the club in a quick and snappy rendition of Jingle Bells.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But, not to be forgotten was Jim Passage’s poetry reading, Keep a-Goin, by Frank Stanton:
 
“If you strike a thorn or rose, keep a-goin’!
If it hails or if it snows, keep a-goin’!
Tain’t no use to sit an’ whine; when the fish ain’t on your line;
Bait your hook an’ keep a tryin’ -
Keep a-goin’!
 
When the weather kills your crop, keep a goin’!
Though ‘tis work to reach the top, keep a goin’!
S’pose you’re out o’ ev’ry dime, gittin’ broke ain’t any crime;
Tell the world you’re feelin’ prime --keep a-goin’!”
 
 
  Visiting Rotarians and Guests
 
Visiting Rotarians included a trio from Sebastopol Sunrise:  Bill Sauber (construction eq., retired), Brian Bauer (Green Technology), and Michael McGlothin (retired). 
 
 
Michael also announced that the annual Sebastopol Christmas Dinner will be held on December 25.  Volunteers are sought --and there are two seatings (and shifts) --12:30 P.M. and 2:30 P.M.  They also need more pies!  Call 707-634-4799 if you would like to volunteer, donate food/money, or if you have any questions.

Harry Polley introduced former Sebastopol Rotarian Craig Campbell and Barbara Beeden introduced the day’s presenter, Dr. Bob Rubin.
 
 
Robin Maybury introduced his not-so-secret friend (also his guiding light --hard to keep that one anonymous), Frances, formerly of Croatia. 
 
 
Pauline Pellini welcomed two 7th graders from the Brook Haven Interact Club, Alicia Pellascini and Cassie Martinez. 
 
 
Tom Lambert brought along Dan Howard, from Point Reyes and the Cordell Bank Sanctuary (a fitting companion, given the day’s program speaker).
 
  Special Announcement
 
Extraordinary Giving
 
Henry Alker, was loudly saluted for his generosity --he stepped up in a big way, ensuring that last year’s major club fund-raiser The Great Gatsby event would be matched to the dollar this year.  That, to the tune of $24,688.95.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  New Member Induction - Hal Kwalwasser
 
Dave Madsen emceed the induction of the club’s newest member, Hal Kwalwasser, joined by his sponsor Harry Polley and mentor Chris O’Neil.
Hal is a graduate of Swarthmore College (forcing Dave to mix Swarthmore and Kwalwasser in the same sentence) and Yale University School of Law.  Our newest member has a strong east coast background including work as a political consultant to President Clinton, an east coast law firm stint and his family, Estelle and two step-daughters.  But he also has strong west coast connections, representing and counseling Los Angeles City Schools District --what might that have been like?  Since retired, what will he follow this up with in western Sonoma County?
 
 
  Announcements
 
Keller McDonald shared that the Middletown Rotary Club is holding its annual, major fund-raiser on January 23.  It will be a huge challenge for the club to meet its past goals because the Jerusalem, Rocky, and Valley fires devastated much of Lake County and Rotarians were among the many whose homes were destroyed.  The January 23 event will be held at the Twin Pines Casino/Convention Center, the cost is $60 per person.  One more small insult to the overwhelming injuries; the annual crab feed will be a prime rib affair because there might not be a local crab harvest.  Keller is hoping to put together a contingent of Sebastopol Rotarians to support the cause because has a special place in his heart for the MRC; he was a charter member.
                                                 
Past Presidents-January 16-’Special Meeting’
It’s a ‘Blast from the Past’, a second opportunity to fire away at former club presidents over the years.  Harry Polley has gone on record that some of our most illustrious leaders will be on stage (on trial) once more --during the January 16 program.  In other words (in song and music, satire and farce), this is a must-see event.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Smile
 
The photos tell it all.  The Blounts (Patti, John and the four-pawed Huxley) regaled in Tahoe, surrounded by snow piles.  Quite a sight to see, except Huxley hogged much of the picture.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Steve and Terri Beck also discovered plenty of snow in the Sierra, but Steve kept coming back to river shots he took (and not a fish to be found).  Prez Rick cut him off before he could go deep
 
 
 
 
 
 
Speakers
Dec 11, 2015
 
Dec 18, 2015
 
Dec 25, 2015
 
Jan 01, 2016
 
Jan 08, 2016
 
Jan 15, 2016
 
Jan 22, 2016
 
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Upcoming Events
Sebastopol Rotary Club 2015-2016 Board Meeting
Rick's house
Dec 08, 2015 5:30 PM
 
Sebastopol Rotary Club 2015-2016 Board Meeting
Rick's house
Jan 12, 2016 5:30 PM
 
Sebastopol Rotary Club 2015-2016 Board Meeting
Rick's house
Feb 09, 2016 5:30 PM
 
Rotary Club of Sebastopol-Crab Feed
Holy Ghost Society Hall
Feb 13, 2016
4:30 PM – 9:30 PM
 
Programs
Barbara Beedon introduced Dr. Bob Rubin, moving on from his previous hit --highlighting manta rays --to a different fascinating creature, the elephant seal.
The SRJC professor is hardly a ‘lecturer’, known for his up close-and-personal connections with sea creatures.  His earlier encounters with super-intelligent rays were stunning.  But today we found out that it is good -maybe more so -- to be a male elephant seal.  Well, if one can live with such a big proboscis/snout.
 
Maybe not the swiftest of beasts, especially on land, these seal elephants pack some serious poundage.  Males can be 18 feet in length and weigh up to 4,000 pounds.  Their female counterparts average about 12 feet and tip the scales at a mere 1,500 pounds.
 
The females give birth to one pup a year --an 11-month pregnancy, with one month to prepare to send her offspring out on its own.
Just over 100 years ago elephant seals were seriously endangered, valued for their ‘oil’ commodity.  Their numbers were down to a mere 100.  Today, it’s estimated to be a population of 175,000. 
 
Dr. Rubin highlighted two ‘shots’ of elephant seals.  The first showed two males ‘battling’ it out, trading bloody proboscis shots while nine-feet in the air.  In reality, these fights seldom resulted in serious injury, thanks to all that padding.  The two combatants are much like sumo wrestlers --and may the best bumper claim the prize.  Since these were mostly duels over female elephant seals, one might think that it’s good to be the male.
 
However, the professor showed another pic where a male elephant seal had his own harem (and island to go with it) that seemed to attract about 500 females (but who’s counting?) 
 
As for the females, each elephant seal has an 11-month pregnancy, then one month to prepare the puppy for life on its own.  To do so, the female gives up 40% of its body weight.  As for the pup, it goes from 40 pounds in weight to 500 big ones in just 25 days.
 
But this is all a lead-in to Dr. Rubin’s most telling discoveries (besides a cast of dare-devil college students eager to…well, never mind.)  Elephant seals spend only 10% of their time on land.  The rest is spent migrating and diving --and diving to depths from 900 to 7,000 feet.  How do these marine mammals hold their breath for such descents?  No problem --they can go a couple of hours between breaths.
 
OK, how can one top this (well, remember Barbara Beedon’s TedEx speaker and the whale book a few months ago?)  How about two 6th graders writing a book about gopher sharks in Sebastopol?  It could happen!  [For the zoologically challenged, gopher sharks are a Harry Simms invention –Ed.]
 
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